Funny Helicopter Quotes
A helicopter is a collection of rotating parts going round and round and
reciprocating parts going up and down - all of them trying to become random in
motion.
If the wings are travelling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a
helicopter... and therefore, unsafe.
Helicopters are for the rich... or the enlisted.
If the wings are travelling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a
helicopter - and unsafe.
Helicopters don't fly... they just beat the air into submission.
If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to.
Helicopters can't fly; they're just so ugly the earth repels them.
If helicopters are so safe, how come there are no vintage / classic
helicopter fly-ins?
Helicopter: A large assortment of aircraft parts flying in close
formation.
A helicopter is 10,000 totally unrelated moving parts, bent on self destruction,
flying in relatively close formation (and all manufactured by the company that
put in the lowest bid).
reciprocating parts going up and down - all of them trying to become random in
motion.
If the wings are travelling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a
helicopter... and therefore, unsafe.
Helicopters are for the rich... or the enlisted.
If the wings are travelling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a
helicopter - and unsafe.
Helicopters don't fly... they just beat the air into submission.
If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to.
Helicopters can't fly; they're just so ugly the earth repels them.
If helicopters are so safe, how come there are no vintage / classic
helicopter fly-ins?
Helicopter: A large assortment of aircraft parts flying in close
formation.
A helicopter is 10,000 totally unrelated moving parts, bent on self destruction,
flying in relatively close formation (and all manufactured by the company that
put in the lowest bid).
The Bible, a Silver dollar, a Bottle of Whiskey and a Playboy
Magazine
An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should
give some thought to choosing a profession.
Like many young men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it.
One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects:
1. A Bible.
2. A silver dollar.
3. A bottle of whiskey.
4. A Playboy magazine.
'I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself. "When he comes
home from school today, I'll see which object he picks up.."
"If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would
be!
"If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too.
"But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum, and Lord, what a shame that would be.
"And worst of all if he picks up that magazine he's going to be a skirt-chasing
womanizer."
The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's foot-steps as he entered the house whistling and heading for his room. The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.
Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink, while he admired the magazine's centerfold.
"Lord have mercy," the old preacher disgustedly whispered. "He's gonna be a pilot."
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A Good Puzzle For Future - Former Chopper Pilots
Just for fun and good for hand/eye coordination !!!
The numbers from 1 to 33 will appear in red boxes floating around in the play area. You don't even need to click on them; just move your cursor over
them in numerical order going from 1 to 33. As you correctly do so, that numeral will disappear. You will be scored by the amount of time it takes you to “touch ‘em all”.
See how fast you can get the task completed. This is a good
test to keep your brain sharp and your eye/hand coordination crisp,
or it could simply make you mumble at your computer and consider
giving up the joystick!!
Enjoy..... http://www.chezmaya.com/jeux/game33.htm
OK, now it's your turn. Fly a Seaking Rescue Helicopter.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/rockface/game/main.swf
http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/rockface/game/main.swf
Colour me in, to download, right click and save picture.
